Think about the worst date you've ever been on... then times it by 1000 and that's how bad this poor girl's Tinder date went.
The BBC has reported today that a woman in Bristol became stuck in a window after trying to retrieve a poo she had thrown out of it.
Yes, you heard that correctly.
The woman was on a date and when she attempted to flush the toilet, it wouldn't work so she decided to throw the poo out the window.
Instead of flying out into the darkness, the woman's package ended up landing on an unopened window, which is when she decided to try and retrieve it out of courtesy of the person who used the window.
Liam Smith, the man who's toilet decided not to cooperate with his date, said he "was into this twilight zone that my date had thrown her poo."
He has now set up a GoFundMe page to repair the window that firefighters had to pull apart to get his date out of, which is how the entire world now knows about this woman's unfortunate experience.
On the page he wrote, "“I’m not complaining, they did what they had to do.”
“Problem is, I’ve been quoted north of £300 to replace the window and as a postgraduate student, that is a significant chunk of my monthly budget.”
The takeaway from all this?
If you're bringing home a date, make sure your toilet is working!