Is Nick Responsible For New Zealand's New Tobacco Ban?!
Gandalf will have to get off the darts!
Mordor's carbon footprint is set to drop after our Kiwi brethren announced an ambitious new tactic to rid the country of tobacco.
While that’s all well and good, we realised the plan mirrors something we said in 2016... is it just a coincidence?!
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