I Went To Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club In Mykonos & It Was Amazing
Everything you need to know.
So yes, I know that Lindsay Lohan’s most recent headlines involved her following a family down the street, accusing them of trafficking children before getting hit, all during an Instagram live - BUT, before this, we were all just happy to watch her whip our her best dance moves at her Mykonos club, Lohan Beach House.
As soon as I heard Lindsay had opened up a club in Mykonos at the beginning of this year, I messaged my friends furiously to make it known that a trip to Lohan Beach House would now be at the top of our itinerary in our upcoming trip to Greece.
Arriving in September, our visit occurred right in the peak of Lohan dancing buzz, and I was ready to document everything I could about the place.
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How to get there:
Lohan is a little more out of the way than the other Mykonos beach clubs, but the island is tiny, so really, how long could it be?
Driving:
From town: 20 minutes
From the south beaches: 25 minutes
Bus:
Catch a bus to Kalo Livadi and then walk down to the beach: 20 minutes
Where is it?
Location: Kalo Livadi Beach
Lohan Beach Club is sandwiched in the middle of two other clubs which I pray will one day be bought out by Hilary Duff and Amanda Bynes.
Now let's get into the beach house itself.
Lindsay has opted for a cream/brown/beige colour scheme for her beach hut theme and I really like what she’s done with the place. Say what you want about her child trafficking allegations, but Lilo knows her beach house decor!
Everything was modern and clean which, to be honest, isn’t always the case in Mykonos.
How much does it cost to hire a bed?
It costs 15 Euros to hire one of these babies which are way comfier than some of the other European beach beds:
Image: Lohan Beach House
There are also these private huts which look pricer:
There are also outdoor beach activities like volleyball, if you're keen to get active.
Which cocktail should I order?
The Lohan Pina Colana was delicious AND includes her name in the title which is fun. If you're not keen on super sweet/syrupy cocktails, stay away from the Mandarinha.
How was the food?
Everything we ordered was delicious, so I'll let you be the judge and check out the menu here!
But also, look how fancy these napkins are:
I got chills every time I saw the Lohan name on menus and placemats, I even had to take a photo of the little card envelope the bill came in:
What’s the bathroom situation?
Bathrooms are located behind the club on the other side of the street and are quite noice. Unfortunately, when I went, the light went out in my cubical, and my cubical alone.
The fear I experienced trying to go to the toilet in a one-piece swimsuit… in Lindsay Lohan’s beach club bathroom… in the pitch back dark, is something I will never forget.
I desperately called out to my friend Kim to ask if the whole bathroom had a blackout, or just my cubicle. There was no reply. She had left.
The moral of this story is to always wait for your friends to finish at the bathroom because you never know if they are stuck in the dark and frightened.
How busy was it?
I went during sunset in September and it was busy enough for a good atmosphere, but also not too busy that we couldn’t get a table or sun bed, so don’t stress over queue or overcrowding.
Then again, if you go in June or July, it could be a different story.
Is it okay to do the Lindsay Lohan dance at Lindsay Lohan's club?
Yes it is. If you have a metallic jumpsuit, that is even better. Look, I tried... people do stare.
MTV's Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club reality series is set to premiere on January 9th and from the lastest teaser trailer, it looks like we will see plenty of early '20s dramaaaa:
Have you been to Lohan Beach House? What was your experience like? Are you planning on heading over during your next trip? Let us know in our Facebook comments!
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