MATTY J MAKES THE GIRLS CHASE PIGLETS?!

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MATTY J MAKES THE GIRLS CHASE PIGLETS?!

It's episode 3 of The Bachelor Australia and things are really starting to heat up...and get a little weird. To make sure you don't miss the BEST moments of the episode, I've broken down the biggest WTF moments to happen tonight. You're welcome. 

THE DRAMA CABANA

Apparently we were all missing the best thing to grace our screens on The Bachelor: THE DRAMA CABANA! Look, I can't say I know exactly how this came about but I can only imagine the type of catfights that are yet to go down in this cabana. "Quick! Everyone to The Drama Cabana!!" - If only it was kabana instead...yum. 

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MATTY'S WEIRD AF PORTRAIT OF LAURA

I've done some pretty questionable drawings in my time but Matty's portrait of Laura takes the cake. Think of it as the Mona Lisa..although not as good. So I guess you could say it's uglier than the Mona Lisa. The best part is I feel like Laura was semi-offended. Priceless. Weird af. I love it. 

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THE FIRST KISS IS GIVEN AWAY

It's the third episode and WTF?! The first kiss has already been given to one VERY lucky lady (actually balling my eyes out). I feel like hearts just broke around Australia. But you know what the real weird part of this kiss was? It's because it NEVER ENDED! I swear it actually went for 20 minutes and 48 seconds. 

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HE MAKES THE GIRLS CATCH PIGLETS AND PARTAKE IN OTHER SUCH NORMAL ACTIVITIES TO WIN A PLACE AT DINNER  

Man, I've never had to work THIS hard for a meal and I'm bloody glad I haven't. Catching those pigs looked like hard work! But why pigs? Why the Henry VIII theme? Didn't he chop off his wives heads? Is Matty going to chop off heads? Is The Bachelor turning into Sweeney Todd? I don't know I just have SO MANY QUESTIONS! 

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Well, that was almost too much to handle. JOKES! I'll be here same time Thursday night for episode 4, hehe. 

 

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