It's episode 4 of The Bachelor Australia and what would this show be without some serious WTF moments? Instead of reading long recaps, I thought I'd highlight the best moments for you so you can sleep happily knowing you're up-to-date on all things Bachie!
MATTY SAID SWAGGER
On his one-on-one horse riding date with Cobie, Matty proceeded to show her how to relax by swaying side to side and telling Cobie to have some swagger about it. He didn't say it just once either, he said it twice. I am getting serious Justin Bieber vibes and I'm not sure how I feel. Actually, he still looked smokin' hot so, yep, he can say whatever he likes.
JEN'S SELF-TITLED SEX APPEAL
There's being confident, then there's Jen. She isn't shy of tooting her own horn, not just in front of Matty but also to the whole of Australia watching The Bachelor. Jen says her sex appeal comes naturally and you know what, while it's great she's confident in herself, it wouldn't hurt to be a little bit modest. All aboard the Jen train! Although, Jen's the only one on it...tooting her own horn.
HE KISSES SOMEONE DIFFERENT THIS EPISODE
So, last night you may have seen that Matty gave the first kiss away to one very lucky lady. For a second I thought he would wait a little bit longer before giving out the next kiss. But, I then realised we are watching The Bachelor and kissing multiple women on national television is normal. So, in saying that, I have to break the news that he made out with a different girl this episode. Let's all cry together over a 1L tub of Neapolitan ice-cream.
MULTIPLE GIRLS GOT CREAM PIED IN THE FACE
In this episode, the girls in the mansion were taken to the backyard to play a giant Bachelor board game. Instead of it being pleasant and dandy, girls were actually throwing cream pies in each other's faces if they landed on the correct tile on the board. The best part? Matty and Osher were losing it laughing. Great viewing material. Well played, Channel Ten.
FLORENCE BECAME A SEXY TEACHER
There's nothing quite as difficult as learning a new language for the first time. Florence thought she would give Matty a lesson on all things Dutch at the cocktail party - while wearing a questionable outfit. She gave Matty glasses that looked like they were straight out of a Harry Potter film and a tie. While she buttoned up a white shirt over her bandage dress, put on a pair of specs and held a cane. She then took Matty through Bachelor-related phrases and he couldn't stop staring at her bod. All of us were confused by the whole ordeal. The confusion was real.
COBIE GOT HEAT FOR HAVING A CHAT WITH MATTY
Who knew taking Bachie away for a one-on-one chat could cause so much heat in the mansion? Spoiler alert: Cobie received a rose from her one-on-one but wanted to take Matty aside to have a chat about something that happened in the board game date (ok, so it wasn't important. It's just the fact she felt guilty for not kissing him when she had the change. Righto). In comes Leah and Jen on their high horses and Jen calling Cobie a hustler in every second sentence. More importantly, who still uses that word anymore? W.T.F
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