There's A Plan To Get Rid Of The Iconic Aussie Goon Sack

WHAT?!


19 December 2017

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We're sorry to be the bearers of bad news but, Australia, there's now a plan to get rid of the iconic goon sack.

Apparently Aussies are becoming classier over time because, believe it or not, customers are buying goon less than ever before with consumption decreasing by almost 5% each year!

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A report on Sunrise this morning, explained that the CEO of the nation's biggest liquor retailer said that goon's days are numbered because we're choosing quality wine, over drowning ourselves in boxed wine and as a result, they may just stop selling them!

This all seems very hard to believe, considering Goon Of Fortune is a classic Australian game, but guys, it's unfortunately true.

Should we be saying goodbye to the good ol' goon sack?

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