10 Old School Dance Floor Killers

They'll clear the dance floor!

22 June 2017

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There are plenty of classic Old School jams that we can't get enough of... but what about the daggy tunes that you wouldn't be caught dead dancing to?

These songs would clear a dance floor and kill the mood if they came on in da club. 

10. Cotton Eyed Joe - Rednex

We challenge you to dance to this country/techno classic. It's not possible.



9. Afternoon Delight - Starland Vocal Band

Anchorman may have given this song a bit of old school cred, but it's definitely not a dance floor banger. 



8. My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion

This song will clear the DF because everyone is too busy crying over Jack and Rose. 



7. Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley

Rick himself can't even work out how to dance to this tune.



6. Jump In My Car - David Hasselhoff

He had a number of "hit" songs in the late 80s, but there's something incredibly creepy about this 2006 recording. The Hoff actually filmed this music video in Australia.



5. Say Eh-Oh - Teletubbies 

We're not joking. This was an actual single that was released in many countries - it even went to number one over in the UK.



4. Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus

Unless you're hosting a line dancing party this song probably won't really get people moving. 



3. That's How I Beat Shaq - Aaron Carter

There are no words to describe this. 



2. Confessions Of A Broken Heart - Lindsay Lohan

You may have forgotten that Lindsay was once a singer. Unlike the criminally underrated Rumours, this song is not great to dance to.



1. Axel F - Crazy Frog

Your guests would leave your party if you dared to include this on the playlist. Worst. Song. Ever.

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