Meet the Team

Meet the Team

Meet Nick

Nick eats too much but exercises too much and these things tend to counter each other. His favourite dish is lasagna and one day hopes to meet Garfield so he can discuss this passion (he would also like to meet Clint Eastwood and ask him what "cockamaimee" means, but that's irrelevant.) Other than that Nick likes words, chocolate, Venn diagrams, his friends, snail mail and drawing cartoons. His dislikes include: not winning the lotto, idiots, and how whenever you order a dips platter, they never give you enough bread.


Fast 5 with Nick Gill:

Do you have any hidden talents? I can catch any bite-sized item in my mouth if someone lobs it towards my face with about a 97% success rate.

Flashback to when you were 10 years old. What do you want to be when you grow up? A rock star – nothing's changed!

What are your biggest pet peeves? Where do I start? That little shark fin-shaped bit that your windscreen wipers can't get to; how they put the flavour sachet for Maggi noodles in the back of the packet, not the bit where you open it; cafes not giving you a steak knife if you ordered sourdough; people who brake before they indicate; I could go on, but I'm starting to look like a grouch.

Something you miss from the 90's? Kids not knowing how to contour by the time they're about eight-years-old.

If you were an animal, what would you be? A liger. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed, bred for its skills in magic.

Follow him on Instagram @nickhgill



Meet Jess

Growing up in a European family, Jess likes life loud (and is prone to the occasional bout of alliteration). Never one to shy away from a challenge, she's up for pretty much anything, no matter how badly prepared she is. Her favourite things in this world are black coffee, power ballads, her mum's lasagne and stopping people on the street to pat their dogs. 


Fast 5 with Jess Farchione...

Who's your celebrity doppelganger? I have been TOLD I look like Emma Watson, Meghan Markle and Sandra Bullock, none of which are accurate! The only one I could probably get round is Detective Santiago from Brooklyn 99.

If you could be anywhere right now, other than here, where would you be? Off the coast of Turkey, on a fancy boat, with fruity cocktail in hand.

First concert? Metro Station (Miley Cyrus' older brother's weird little pop-rock band that had one hit single no one will remember – needless to say, it wasn't the best).

Biggest pet peeve? People who text whilst walking, especially in car parks.

All-time favourite TV Show? Seinfeld. If anyone needs a fifth for Seinfeld trivia, hit me up!

Follow her on Instagram @jessfarchione


Meet Simon

Simon was born at a very, very young age. He is a self-made thousand-aire and you will only hear him rap Caucasian-ally. He should not be allowed on Instagram, Facebook or Snapchat after a few beers, and he hopes to someday love something that way women in commercials love yogurt.


Fast 5 with Simon Baggs…

Last thing you ate? Tacos

Who's your celebrity crush? Ellen Degeneres

Flashback to when you were 10 years old. What do you want to be when you grow up? Bus driver

Something you miss from the 90's? The TV show, F.R.I.E.N.D.S

If you were an animal, what would you be? A meerkat

Follow him on Instagram @simonbaggs