There's eating until you're full, and then there's eating until the hotel buffet breakfast is empty.
And boy, do we have a yarn about the importance of taking advantage of a hotel buffet breakfast.
Ash London joined the 2DayFM Breakfast team this morning and shared possibly one of the greatest stories of all time (no exaggeration).
"Uncle Billy is probably my life hero," Ash said.
"To know Uncle Billy is to love Uncle Billy.
"He found out that I was staying at a hotel last night and because I go to work so early, unfortunately I don't get to attend the breakfast buffet..."
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