Our favourite overnight guy Danny Lakey joined 2DayFM Breakfast this morning and laid out some rules when it comes to being a paying customer.
Lakey revealed that he had a bit of an incident with paying for food at a cafe after digging around for $15.60 in loose change to cover his spinach and egg toast.
"This is all my car change that I've accrued over the last year," Lakey said.
"It's like a mini-savings account - you kind of feel like you're getting a free meal."
Now, add to the scenario a whole situation with some rogue spinach lost in Lakey's beard, and the situation just becomes a new nightmare.
Take a listen and cringe along with us.