The lovely Ash London joined Grant & Ed on 2DayFM Breakfast this morning and had quite the yarn to share.
After making a real entrance to the studio this morning with a shout of "I've got a sore bum!", naturally we had to know what on earth happened.
"Don't worry guys, I haven't been up to anything untoward!" Ash exclaimed, before launching into one of the all-time great stories.
"It was just a really embarrassing situation for me - but not in a haemorrhoids kind of way.
"So the bathroom light is broken, but I didn't think I needed to fix it because, you know, I know my way around the bathroom. And then, well..."
Listen to the full clip below.
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