The Bachelorette Australia is back for another week and #Plantgate is back whether we like it or not.
Seriously, who’d have thought this season would have so much ‘peeing in a pot plant’ dramz? Only on The Bachelor Australia… and only on Sophie’s season.
We will have plenty of time for piss-plant talk later, Osher says it’s time for a single date
Stu is chosen CONTROVERSIALLY before Blake and Mackane who have been there since day one.
Cut to Sophie looking stunning on a boat at Sydney Harbour.
In case you didn’t know, Stu and Sophie met a year ago when he invited her on his boat for a date. Thinking it was some big party, Sophie didn’t go and their romance was cut short… until now!
Okay, you should definitely know this because they tell us every five minutes and we’ve written around 10 articles about it.
They have a How I Met Your Mother moment staring at each other holding umbrellas before they get on the boat and sparks fly!
They both have two sisters and a brother and are second-borns, which means they are literally perfect for each other.
To add even more to the date, flippin’ dolphins arrive to make everything perfect!
They do the classic romance movie thing where he hugs her in order to “help her” swing the golf club! She says if he hits the target he will get to kiss her and other wages of that sort are made. Their date is straight out of a sappy '50s movie and I love it. Channel 10 is also loving this.
The boys back at the mansion attempt to make themselves feel better by pointing out Stu’s age again. Except for perfect Apollo who admits Stu is a top bloke and a big threat.
Blake is all, 'I’m the younger version of Stu, so surely Soph would choose me’. We roll our eyes.
Stu tells us that Sophie was worth the risk of making a fool of himself on the show in the cutest speech ever solidifying that yes, we are watching a cliché rom-com.
Sophie is so nervous about possibly kissing him that she literally can’t look at him!
JUST KISS ALREADY.
They squirm a bit before finally kissing!
Sidenote: Sophie is wearing this pyjamas/pantsuit outfit and I want it.
But then Stu KEEPS TALKING!
He legit interrupts their kiss to tell her she looks beautiful again. Who are you, Stu? Where did you come from? Are you a cartoon?
“Sh*t, can you stop talking?” Sophie asks him before they kiss some more.
Fast forward to a group date where all the boys are invited to this mysterious house (who owns this house?) and they all dress up in onesies and eat tacos.
Soph emerges as a stunning unicorn and says she has more onesies than shoes. Love it.
Jarrod takes charge of the cooking, literally telling A.J. the cook how to cook. Channel 10 plays evil music.
Sam is obsessed with Stu and won’t stop making jokes about his age. Maybe these two will get together?
What’s a night in with a dozen guys without a game of reading out anonymous questions in a bowl? Sophie asks the boys to write down questions without their name on it to be read out to the group… this is going to go well.
Things start off sweet as they reveal Mack has a big crush on Sophie and they open up about the fear of getting their hearts broken.
But no time for that now, someone has asked who pissed in Jarrod’s plant! FIGHTS!
Sam tells us in a confessional that Blake totally pissed in the plant. Sophie is not choosing any of these guys, but it’s fun for us.
It turns out the guys’ families have sent them items from their childhood for some reason.
LOOK AT HOW CUTE JAMES AND APOLLO ARE WHEN THEY ARE REUNITED WITH THEIR LITTLE BUNNIES!
Oh no! Jarrod has broken down after holding his childhood blankie after it reminds him of his late grandparents. It’s a human moment for Jarrod.
Finally, Mack gets his one-on-one time for Sophie to get to know him! He put himself out there admitting he had a big crush and now he’s being rewarded yay!
Oh no, the music is changing. They are playing awkward music. Now we feel awkward.
He gets a bit fanboy-ey and Sophie is turned off. But poor Mack thinks it went well :( He is so going home.
Rose ceremony time! YES, sweet James is called first!
Okay, why hasn’t Luke been called up yet?
Seriously, call Luke’s names Sophie.
CALL. LUKE'S. NAME. SOPHIE!
Wait, two are going home?! Luke AND Mack? WHERE WAS THIS WARNING? OSHER WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL US?
Awww poor Luke and Mack are gutted!
We are shook.
I haven’t moved for minutes. What is this blindside?
WHY IS LUKE NOT IN THE COMPETITION ANYMORE?
I want my money back Channel 10, and I didn't even buy anything.