We've reach the finale and before the show's even started, people are worried about how this whole thing is going to turn out.
At 7:15pm, viewers have already started getting worried about how Jarrod will handle getting his heart broken, if it happens...
Okay... deep breathe... let's get into it!
We head out to Fiji where we find Osher Günsberg, our beloved Osher, walking down the beach recapping the season for us.
I'm gonna miss Osher on my TV you guys!
Then we have Sophie, wandering through the airport and getting ready to meet her family over in Fiji.
She's so excited about Jarrod as well and honestly, I feel bad about teasing him and his pot plant now.
He makes Sophie happy, so if he wins tonight, I'm all for it.
Then she thinks about a future with Stu, which she reckons would be "crazy" but really, he's everything she asked for!
I'd be happy if he won too.
Then we have Jarrod reminiscing about his time with Sophie and yes, he's in love with her fo' sho'!
Stu came on this show PURELY to be with Sophie so, of course, he loves her too.
Dammit, this is so damn difficult!
Okay, they've been thinking and reminiscing for a while now... so it's time to see the Monk family again!
Stu's going to meet the family first which is, you know, fair because Jarrod's technically met them before...
Things were a bit awkward at first and then Lucy, the angel that is Sophie's sister, took Stu away for a walk.
She dove in head first and asked Stu is "the playboy" that the media labelled him as.
Stu decided to remind Lucy that he was married and that he actually hates being called a "playboy".
Then he delved deep into his relationship with Soph and how his ex-wife would affect the relationship in the future.
Lucy loved it and mate, this is GOOD!
Sophie's mum, Sandy, also loved him and honestly, he MAY have actually won over the whole Monk family.
And, heeeeeeerrrrrrrreeeeee's JARROD!
He picked flowers for Sophie and brought flowers for her MUM as well!
Jarrod got some one-on-one time with Sandy and they got straight into the love talk.
He told his possible mother-in-law that he had already said he loved Soph and GOD, now I kind of want him to win!
Australia kind of knows now that he's been shown as the adorable one, he's probably going to win:
Sophie debriefs with her family about both boys and honestly, no one can pick because they're so different but also, so damn nice!
So, honestly, these single dates better be f#$%^ing romantic!
Jarrod's date is first and he says, straight up, that if Soph doesn't pick him he'll be a broken man.
They're super cute and my heart can't take it!
Sophie and Jarrod go on a helicopter ride and I'm trying to figure out why they decided on this date because remember, Sophie is afraid of heights like BIG TIME!
Helicopter cuddles, though...
After flying around for a while, they land on a secluded sand bank because, of course they freakin' do!
There's a personal chef waiting for them there too and I wonder how long he's been chilling on the island for...
They eat, they kiss... all is well!
Later that night, they hang out again and they talk about everything that they want in love and whatever.
Jarrod gets all cute and oh my god, he's such an adorable human being.
CHANNEL TEN DON'T MAKE ME HATE SOMEONE LIKE THIS EVER AGAIN!
He made Sophie cry because this guy, man... this guy!
She feels comfortable around him, he wants to marry her and have babies and grow old with her with wine everywhere.
Okay... I'm good.
So now it's Stu's final date and apparently, he's got "the wobbles", which I guess means he's nervous?!
Sophie says he looks good and that she likes his legs and I love my boyfriend's legs too so Soph, I feel you!
Stu and Soph head out on a sea plane for a fun day of snorkelling so you know, first you see the fish in the aquarium, now you swim with them!
They hold hands throughout the entire plane ride and dive off the side to say hello to the fish!
They walk along the beach of a beautiful island and guess what... STU LOVES SOPHIE TOO!
Forget Jarrod and Stu... this episode is going to break ME!
Later in the afternoon, Stu and Sophie awkwardly hop into a hammock and giggle their butts off!
These two always have so much fun together and Stu knows he needs to tell her he loves her otherwise, he's going home alone.
Guess what guys, HE SAID IT!
The poor guy started tearing up and guys, I'm a mess!
THE LOVE, OH MY GOD THE LOVE!
I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS!
Okay... I've just realised how steamy this photo is...
Okay, so now Sophie has to make a VERY tough choice and I'm SOOO glad I'm not her right now.
She meets Osher on the beach and they have that BIG finale conversation about you know, how she's breaking hearts and how happy she is, so on and so forth...
She's in love and heeeeeeyyy, we're ready to see who she's in love with now!
The first guy, aka the guy getting his heart broken tonight is...
Cue the tears...
Stu is the winner of The Bachelorette and I'm happy for him but... poor Jarrod.
He did cry.. and it was brutal.
We love you Jarrod... it's okay.