After Jen left The Bachelor mansion last week, we thought things would settle down a bit... but we didn't realise they'd settle down THIS much!
This episode of The Bachelor wasn't exactly... thrilling.
After Jen's left, Simone became the last woman in the mansion who hadn't gone on a single date and when Osher appeared with a date card... Laura got it.
It looks like Jen had taken away a lot of the drama and entertainment that we thrive on and since there wasn't that much tara in this episode either... things were moving at a snail's pace.
Until the group date got started, that is...
Matty decided to focus on the girl's childhoods on the group date and he'd planned some party games that we had ALL playing at a birthday party at least once.
This is where Simone became one of the funniest girls on the show!
In a game of 'Pin The Heart On the Bachelor', the Brit decided to get a bit cheeky.
Matty had to guess who put their sticker on each part of his body and when Osher has to reach for Matty Johnson's johnson, he was pretty shocked to find out that Simone had put her sticker there.
"It's just a nice bulge"
It was the best thing we'd heard since Tara's kitchen comment about his behind...
She kept knocking it out of the park and because we hadn't seen much of her on screen, we had no idea that she was such a riot!
Simone had officially won Australia over!
But she hadn't won Matty over.
Elise wound up getting some more one-on-one time with him and during the rose ceremony, our new favourite Bachelorette was sent home.
The Bachelor just seems to be getting more and more confusing...