Dammit Kris Jenner. Here I was, minding my own business, beginning my day just like any other Tuesday - but now I'm mad. Real mad.
The truth behind Kylie Jenner's perplexing 'pregnancy' has simply gone too far.
After literally being in hiding for the extended period of time it takes to bake a bebe, the youngest of the Kardashian klan, Kylie, has been photographed in a Calvin Klein undies shoot with her sisters.
Now, any naive follower may think, "Is this it? Is this the announcement I've been holding my breath for?"
Well, no. And by now - after there wasn't an announcement in the annual Christmas card nor the two-part KUWTK ~extravaganza~ you should know that we're never going to find out about this mysterious pregnancy until the child is walking and creating their own line of Lip Kits.
In the shoot, where all the Kardash sisters are bearing their bodies, 20-year-old Kylie is literally wrapped in a blanket. A BLANKET.
I'm honestly lost as to whether this is just the world's most obvious shoot or if they're genuinely having a laugh at this point.
For reference, here's some of Kylie Jenner's previous shoots:
SHE'S PREGNANT I TELLS YA.