If you're one of the few who've been cursed with flawless skin and haven't been able to enjoy the sheer bliss of popping your own pimples, boy, do we have some news for you.
You too can experience zit-squeezing and oozing puss with the Pop It Pal, a novelty pimple popping toy, which looks to be just as delightfully disgusting as the real deal.
"Everyone has their own unique obsession and this obsession is the pickers dream toy," their website reads. "The The Pop It Pal™ is made of skin safe silicone with an all natural puss that simulates the popping of a huge pimple!"
... We're listening...
Every skin-like sheet comes with 15 ready-to-pop pimples, as well as one refill bottle and a filling tool - so that you can continue to exercise your disgusting habit again and again and again.
Here's the lil fella in action:
The Pop It Pal starter pack will set you back $29.99 USD, but another $23.50 USD to get yours shipped to our Aussie shores!
... worth it.
Get yours here!