If you're a lover of spicy food then chances are you've had this happen to you: arrogantly assumed 'spicy' on the menu wouldn't suffice, asked for 'extra spicy' instead, and ultimately regretted your decision.
Well, now, while we don't know your life story, we are still going to go ahead and say you've never had an experience like this guy:
Meet Logan Doan, a regular dude from Jacksonville, Florida, who apparently has an exceptionally high tolerance for spice.
While visiting the Hawkers Asian Street Fare on his lunch break, he ordered one Pad Thai to go, making the rookie error of ordering it "extra spicy".
Now, we're not sure how confidently Logan asked for this one-way tickets to toilet town, but whatever the go: the chef's took his request seriously, to say the least.
This was the receipt he received alongside his lunch:
Yes, that does read, "MAKE HIM REGRET BEING BORN".
Yes, that does make us reconsider ever asking for extra spice ever again.
Yes, we're wondering if his bum has recovered.
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