YOU'LL NEVER GUESS THE CREEPY THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO TANYA ONLINE

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YOU'LL NEVER GUESS THE CREEPY THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO TANYA ONLINE

By Tanya Hennessy

I get sent creepy emails, inboxes and DMs on Twitter.

Sometimes I’m terrified by them, but most of the time they are straight up funny.

They are just weird and creepy and I have to share them with you.

This is round three…

 

Mohmand - hello I watch all you videos I have attached photos, so I be your husband in my country

(Attached 26 photos of himself doing muscle poses in leather sandals)

 

Corey - I saw you today. I took photos of you shopping in Coles. Just for me, I won't publish. I smelt you as you walked past me.

 

Tina - Chrissy Tegan did a video with her boobs talking. You should do that. I'd love to hear what your boobs would say. My wife and I think you have nice boobs.

 

Ben - My 9 year old said you look like a man.

(less creepy more offensive)

 

Josh - I'm thinking of leaving my wife in Texas and flying to be with you. Can you give me an indication of weather or not this would be a good idea.

Cause if you're not keen, I will stay with my wife.

Ps. Can you cook?

 

Mitch - I don't want to be put on your creepy inbox thing, but can I brush your hair? Its so long and thick.

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