By Renee Bogatko, Image Credit - amarosy/123rf.com
Chrissie lunch just wouldn’t be the same without busting open those bon bons, complete with the paper crowns, cheap plastic toys and of course, the corny jokes!
Their lameness unites families through endless giggles and eye rolls.
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, they’re tradition, so we thought we’d share some of the best and worst with you!
Here’s our top 20 (best) bon bon jokes:
How did the human cannonball lose his job?
He got fired
Why does a baker bake bread?
Because he kneads the dough
Why did the birdie go to hospital?
To get a tweetment.
Why did the skeleton go to the New Year's Eve party?
He had no body to go with
Why do pens get sent to prison?
To do long sentences
What did the girl say to her grandfather when he fell in the river?
What do you get if you cross a skeleton and a detective?
What do snowmen call their kids?
What does the carpet salesman give to his wife for Valentine's Day?
Rugs and kisses
Hear the joke about the wall?
I cant get over it..
What do you call a one eyed dinosaur?
Do you think he saw us?
What do you get if you cross a stereo with a refrigerator?
What is Santa’s favourite thing to do in the garden?
Hoe, hoe, hoe!
Which type of dog has no tail?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea
Who delivers presents to dogs?
Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
He wanted to win the no-bell prize
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
What kind of room has no windows or doors?