By Tanya Hennessy
I would like to give a shout out to the unsung heroes of the internet.
The creeps. They aren’t haters, not lovers – just creeps.
I’ve done this before, but these are some of the creepy inboxes I have received in 2017 so far – remembering its FEBRUARY.
Damien – “If you have time I would love a pic of your feet and toes please.”
Chris – “Hey I hope this doesn't sound gross or freak you out. I'm married but if I'm ever single. I will come for you Tanya”.
(Not freaky at all mate. *calls the police*)
Kelvin – “I don't think you're hot at all. But you can be funny and I like your chubby fingers.”
(I get a lot of comments on my fingers online, so strange. They are quite chubby #nutellalyf)
Tai – “I want to fly you to my home in Ireland so you can watch you closely. “
(Again. Strange. But also, a free flight. How closely?)
Tamara- “I think your sweat would taste so good. My husband and I both agree.”
(Normal dinner chat should be - “good day at work”, “weird weather we have been having” … “not how good would that chick from the internet’s sweat taste?”)